Where was the wall?

T'was a game where one team looked like the far superior team. Yet when it came to the part that mattered, we failed.

It is downright depressing to be killed at the death of the match..again. This time , by all people - John O'Shea. Yes there is only one O'Shea as Keropok says, and I am thankful because let us face it, he is pretty average and he only looks good because of the quality around him.

But therein, lies the major issue here. MU are a fairly decent team on their way to their next title.

Championship teams win these type of matches. They did it against Fulham the week before and they did it again.

We, the Liverpool, did not convert our chances. We did not the ball in the back of the net, where it counts. We did sweet F.A. where it mattered in the end. Sadly, MU did so. Kudos to the and this is why they have one hand on the trophy. Basically the championship is theirs to lose.

I just hope the fans can handle the win with some sort of "class" but I fear they will end up moreso like the last 3 letters of that word.

There was a suspect offside call on Bellamy when he scored but it may have been right (it hit Sissoko's head on the way to him so it depends on where he was at that time).

Lets hope we fair better against Barcelona on Wednesday morning.

YNWA

Part 1: On the Outside
Name : Def Daddy Dev
Date of Birth : 29 January
Current Status : Alive
Eye Colour : Hazel
Hair Colour : HAHAHAHA
Righty or Lefty : right now it is hanging to the left
Zodiac Sign : Aquarius

Part 2: On the Inside
Your Heritage : Indian
Your Fear : Spiders and heights
Your Weakness: Sangeeta, Jordan and kryptonite
Your Perfect Pizza : Mexican with jalepeno peppers and anchovies

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up : Should I call work and tell them I am sick today?
Your bedtime : after 11pm, though I also feel sleepy at 3pm monday to Friday.
Your most missed memory : Beaches of Perth and the AWESOMES!

Part 4: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi Max
cDees or Burger King : HJ"s baby!
Single or Group Dates : Single
Adidas or Nike : Adidas
Lipton Tea or Nestea : Green tea..HAH!
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate
Cappucino or Coffee : Gloria Jeans Mocha Caramalatte

Part 5: Do You...
Smoke : No
Curse : F@#$ yes!

Part 6: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol : Yes
Gone to the mall : Of course!
Been on stage : No
Eaten sushi : Yes
Dyed your hair : hahahahahaha

Part 7: Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game : I plead the fifth
Changed who you were to fit in : Yes

Part 8 : Marrriage
Age you're hoping to be married : already inthat blissful world right now..now i have to make tea for my wife

Part 9: In A Guy ....i am a guy so i make this for girls
Best Eye colour : who cares as long as she has large breats
Hair colour : as long as there is no hair on the breast
Short or long hair : Brazilian!!

Part 10: What Were You Doing?
1 minute ago : Joining everyone else to answer..this quiz...(stupid questionreally!)
1 hour ago : Must have been working
41/2 hours ago : Sleeping
1 month ago : Planning football training and the upcoming season
1 year ago : Planning my first anniversary

Part 11: Finish The Sentence
I love : doing nothing and watching sport and my wife (I laike very much)
I feel : Excited about the upcoming weekend
I hate : Fake people and cruel people
I hide : my excitement and dissapointments amongst most people. It is all about remaing calm in a storm
I miss : My family and the awesomes back in Perth.
I need : To really lose a few kilograms and get fit.


Ok I hereby tag anyone of the 4 people who read this blog to fill out this questionnaire and let me know their responses.

No juggernauts or scarry stories here

I just have not had the mojo to blog a lot latelty due to a variety of reasons such as busy and work and CBF-itis.

(what is CBF-itis you ask.....well it means can't be, well you guess the last word)

Anyway.....

We await the arrival of my parents from Perth and you know what that means! We gonna eat well for a week. come home from work and there gonna be some of mum's delicious curry or dad's mutton curry.

Man, it is gonna be a gastronomical delight next week.

No EPL so that is a bummer but Melbourne is abuzz with the impeding A-League grand final against Adelaide. Some history between the teams so it will be a great contest. I look forward to it.

Saturday night we shall eb attending my little darling Bhavandeep's engagement so I look forward to that, although they expect a warm night.

oh well.....walk on my friends!

No more DIC

I certainly hope that Liverpool have not shot themselves in thefoot or anywehre else by not agreeing for DIC to buy the team, pay off debts and build a new stadium. Because DIC pulled out and left us dry.

The other bidder - Gillette is now in a prime position and could invariably do things their own way. From what I have read, Gillette initially wanted to share a stadium with the blue side of Liverpool - no way!

I just hope this is not a Kock Up!

And Nikky makes three

Now I came across this site (click on this link) a few days ago and it is quite a laugh.

The premise is an Indian wife in the USA suspects her husband of cheating, she calls a radio station to see if it is true. This site plays the whole conversation and does go for 10 to 15 minutes.

Now this is not usually something I would find funny but the commentary in this was quite funny.

Time for a "boodah" call!

RIP Amanda Vanstone - Aussie Immigration Minister

I have gone and done a Keropok and taken a long time to update. But been lazy, had my cousin and wife visiting and was distracted by being lazy.

But finally have some time to do so. There are a few things to discuss and I will start off with the football.

FOOTBALL

How can I not gloat about out 2 goal win over Chelsea. What made the weekend evenbetterwas for the Mancs to lose to a last miute Henry header but more on that later.

Liverpool dominated the match and outplayed their opponents all over the pitch and is that last comment I want to focus on. Because too many clowns (that is the media and no brained football fans) have been focussing on the missing Chelsea centrebacks. What about the offensive and creative talent they have at their disposal in Messers Ballack, Lampard, Shevchenko, Robben, Wringt-Phillips, Cole and Drogba which representys over 100m pounds in talent.

Surely between all of then they could have strung some good passes and maybe a few shots at goal.

Yet sadly they did not create much. Drogba was thoroughly taken out of the game by man of the match Carragher, Lampard provided futher evidence why Stevvie G should be playing central midfield for England, Ballack was missing the “o” in his name (thbk about that one and you may get what I mean), Shevshenko shows us that the EPL is too fast for his 30 year odl body and Cashely was just a little slow in picking up his ex-team mate Pennant when he scored his magnificient goal.

All Chelsea did was kick the ball long and hope something would happened.

Yet Moron the Ho wanted symphaty post match but please, stop whing mate and get on with it. I guess swapping Cole for Makele was a great chouice innit!

Overall, Liverpool showed that they are capable off but no use winning if we lose to West Ham tomorrow morning. We need to carry on and play like this for the rest of the season. And Crouch needs a neck muscle transplant.

Then we see MU clutch defeat from the hands of a draw. But that is what you get with all that time wasting.

I am glad the results panned out as they did. This now makes the top 4 more interesting however, I still believe MU will wint he title but the race for 2nd could get very, very interesting.

Lastly, did anyone see Van Persie’s celebration after he scored? I am talking about his jump and fist “pump”. How girly was that (and I apologise to all females because that is saying something here). I mean it was like a ballerina doing a jump and then this semi-mini fist pump. It looks like he does not know how to celebrate and it was embarrassing to watch. Henceforth, he shall be known as “Van Pussie”. I would be embarrassed about that celebration if I was an Arsenal fan.

DAVID BECKONS

Those crazy Americans, first they elect George Bush as a president with less than 50% of the vote, then they start a war in Iraq, then re-elect George W Bush and finally sign David Beckham to come over and play soccer with them.

But they lucked out as a Spice Girl gets thrown into the deal.

Still those clowns are willing to pay him A$125,000 per week (or 50,000 pounds or something like RM 340,000). That is a fairly big pay packet for a right cross.

I wonder if this also includes his appearance in Mission Impossible 4 - Soccer to be bigger than Baseball, Basketball and American Football (and I have to agree about this so called American football, 95% of the game involves the ball being thrown from one person to be caught by another person so "throwing the ball" would have been a much better name).

But power to the man, he conned the Americano's to make him well paid for the next 5 years. Now he can piss off the last remaining 300 million people who have never really listened to his voice.

LUCA$H "NEEDY" NEILL

As an Austrlaian, I was hoping that Lucas Neill would join Liverpool.

Then West Ham United came in to offer him more cash. Now he has joined them and said he gave up on his move to his "dream Club" becuase he did not feel the love from Rafa. So that means that he chose West Ham because:

He did not want to be in a club playing in the Champions League?

He did not want to be part of a team that would challenge for the Premiership title?

He did not want to play with one of the best managers in the game and with some of the best players in the world!

He does not want to play for a team that will be shown on worldwide television regularly, thereby increasing his exposure exponentially!

So it was nothing to do with the massive pay pack over the next 2 and a bit years. It was all about the opportunity to play with a club that is struggling to stay up inthe Premiership this season and is likely to struggle for the duration of his contract.

It was all about the potential of West Ham to the continuing improvement of Liverpool.

It was simple money over medals.

Just un-Australian.

POLITICS

I read in todays papers that John Howard has reshuffled his cabinet and removed Amanda Vanstone from her post. For those in the unknown, AV is a large women who was immigration minister and a tel it lik it is kind of person.

Comedians here used to joke about her a lot because of her forthright, boganish manner and that she would never let people in because she was scared they would eat her food. How I am going to miss Wil Anderson making fun of her.

"the fish I ate was really this big...and in one gulp too"

RIP Amanda, you were great value while you were here.

I think we should look at an eyebrow hall of fame and i have two inductees already, John Howard and Peter Gallagher - he is Sandy Cohan from "The OC". Amazingly massive!

"Ryan, Seth step away with those clippers"

"My gosh, John, they are some big eyebrows you have"

Lastly, it is Australia Day this Friday. So happy Aussie Day to one and all. Green and Gold all day!

WTF

6 freaking goals scored..at Anfield by a visiting side. 4 days earlier they scored 3 against us!

They set the table Saturday for the main course today.

Fried Gerrardon a bed of pickled Xabi, Hyppia and a Paletta.

@#$%ing Pathetic display.

Embarassed to say the least.

And they were a bunch of kids....future looks bright for one squad!